Caption Contest from Sunspot

Saw this in a thread over there and thought it was funny so figured I'd share here. Most of the responses are not really funny, but I love this Cam Newton commercial and thought this was a clever take. Enjoy, and perhaps try your hand at a caption???

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Will I grow up big and strong if I play regularly?
And play football in the SEC?
And become starting QB for Alabama?
And have A.J McCarron as my backup?
And make sweet love to Miss Alabama all day and all night?
I'm just loosening my...... arm!

Lol. I luv that commercial!