Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
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SugarRay52
this could be the final piece to his transformation.
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Justlovemybirds
I know it sounds crazy JLMB... but part of the game is mental. If this is part of his 2012 game preparation, part of his initiation to next level training regiment or just creating a new image... it can make a difference. Just "taping up" and eye paint can make for a huge mental transformation for some people.
Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
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Justlovemybirds
Lol The length of his dreads take waay longer than an offseason to grow.
he can get one of these ;)
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Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
If Torrey cuts his hair and sucks this year some people here will be all "he lost his confidence and 'swag' with the dreads".
His hair doesn't matter.
Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
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Rxdoxx
...dread extensions can be added for chump change at his salary.
What he oughta do is to have the dreads excised an hour or so before the opener--
& then have them reattached to the remaining hair very, very loosely before he puts the helmet on.
I can see (& hear) it now:
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Flacco back to pass, he's got Torrey on a quick slant, Jones moves in for the tackle--No way! He grabbed the dreads & they came off in his hands! Torrey at the 30, 20, 10, touchdowwwwwwwn Rrrrravens!
:rolling: And it would make every highlight reel (& every blooper reel) in the multiverse...
Heck, at least he ought to think (publicly) about doing it--it'd make 'em think twice before they grabbed at 'em. (Threat > execution of threat)
Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
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Originally Posted by
lobachevsky
What he oughta do is to have the dreads excised an hour or so before the opener--
& then have them reattached to the remaining hair very, very loosely before he puts the helmet on.
I can see (& hear) it now::rolling: And it would make every highlight reel (& every blooper reel) in the multiverse...
Heck, at least he ought to think (publicly) about doing it--it'd make 'em think twice before they grabbed at 'em. (Threat > execution of threat)
THAT'S SOME FUNNY STUFF right there!
Tear away dreads!!!!
Just like the flags in flag football.
The players wear headbands with velcro dreads hanging down and then put on their helmet!!!
Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
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Originally Posted by
Rxdoxx
dread extensions
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Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
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Originally Posted by
lobachevsky
What he oughta do is to have the dreads excised an hour or so before the opener--
& then have them reattached to the remaining hair very, very loosely before he puts the helmet on.
I can see (& hear) it now::rolling: And it would make every highlight reel (& every blooper reel) in the multiverse...
Heck, at least he ought to think (publicly) about doing it--it'd make 'em think twice before they grabbed at 'em. (Threat > execution of threat)
I'd be LMAO but i think the No Fun League would penalize him.
If someone grabbed Torrey by the hair they would not be penalized because hair is part of the body and any part of the body can be used in a tackle, with some restrictions on just how you make the tackle. This also extends to the jersey. In the same way that teams can not use tear away jerseys, i don't believe they could use detachable body parts. ;)
Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
It didnt work out very well for Samson.
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Samson got suckered in like any man trying to get some ass, if I am not mistaken.
Torrey's locks probably weigh pounds.
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Torrey's superpowers are not in his dreads, unlike :grbac:Anthony Allen.
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Stealthbirds80
Torrey's superpowers are not in his dreads, unlike :grbac:Anthony Allen.
:rolling: Forgot all about Ant Allen cutting his off, now look at him lol