Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
OMG. Copied/Pasted right from Craiglist. Wow
Free Super bowl Ticket for Hot Chick - $1
Good news for someone... My uncle got 4 tickets to the superbowl and gave me 2. My (biatch) girlfriend broke up with me on the day of the New England game so I will be taking someone along with me to spite her. I will pay for tickets, hotel, food, drinks, etc.
My requirements are simple:
1. You must be hot and a Ravens fan.
2. You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/ BJ/ etc.
3. You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit.
Email me if you are interested -- this is not a joke.
Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
Lol. If you have one free Super Bowl ticket, you really shouldn't need to advertise on Craigs list to find a hot chick, unless you are very poorly connected.
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Originally Posted by
HoustonRaven
Who wants a HJ?!?!
Loser.
I'm sure the hot chicks are just lining up to go with this guy to New Orleans.
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Probably wind up with a female impersonator. LOL
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I have to wonder...was the girlfriend a Patriot fan?
Breaks up with him on the day of the game...this could be possible...
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So he is looking for a 4-6K HO.
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Originally Posted by
RavenScallywag
I have to wonder...was the girlfriend a Patriot fan?
Breaks up with him on the day of the game...this could be possible...
Think Manti Te'o with regard to the "breakup".
Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
Ad retitled: Super Bowl for Sex, Family Obligations.
Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
This would make perfect sense if it were a Steeler fan.